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projector in my younger days.
CHAPTER V
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[The author permitted to see the grand academy of Lagado. The academy largely described. The arts wherein the professors employ
themselves.]
This academy is not an entire single building, but a continuation of several houses on both sides of a street, which growing waste, was
purchased and applied to that use.
I was received very kindly by the warden, and went for many days to the academy. Every room has in it one or more projectors; and I
believe I could not be in fewer than five hundred rooms.
The first man I saw was of a meagre aspect, with sooty hands and face, his hair and beard long, ragged, and singed in several places.
His clothes, shirt, and skin, were all of the same colour. He has been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of
cucumbers, which were to be put in phials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw inclement summers. He told me, he
did not doubt, that, in eight years more, he should be able to supply the governor's gardens with sunshine, at a reasonable rate: but he
complained that his stock was low, and entreated me "to give him something as an encouragement to ingenuity, especially since this
had been a very dear season for cucumbers." I made him a small present, for my lord had furnished me with money on purpose,
because he knew their practice of begging from all who go to see them.
I went into another chamber, but was ready to hasten back, being almost overcome with a horrible stink. My conductor pressed me
forward, conjuring me in a whisper "to give no offence, which would be highly resented;" and therefore I durst not so much as stop my
nose. The projector of this cell was the most ancient student of the academy; his face and beard were of a pale yellow; his hands and
clothes daubed over with filth. When I was presented to him, he gave me a close embrace, a compliment I could well have excused.
His employment, from his first coming into the academy, was an operation to reduce human excrement to its original food, by
separating the several parts, removing the tincture which it receives from the gall, making the odour exhale, and scumming off the
saliva. He had a weekly allowance, from the society, of a vessel filled with human ordure, about the bigness of a Bristol barrel.
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I saw another at work to calcine ice into gunpowder; who likewise showed me a treatise he had written concerning the malleability of
fire, which he intended to publish.
There was a most ingenious architect, who had contrived a new method for building houses, by beginning at the roof, and working
downward to the foundation; which he justified to me, by the like practice of those two prudent insects, the bee and the spider.
There was a man born blind, who had several apprentices in his own condition: their employment was to mix colours for painters,
which their master taught them to distinguish by feeling and smelling. It was indeed my misfortune to find them at that time not very
perfect in their lessons, and the professor himself happened to be generally mistaken. This artist is much encouraged and esteemed by
the whole fraternity.
In another apartment I was highly pleased with a projector who had found a device of ploughing the ground with hogs, to save the
charges of ploughs, cattle, and labour. The method is this: in an acre of ground you bury, at six inches distance and eight deep, a
quantity of acorns, dates, chestnuts, and other mast or vegetables, whereof these animals are fondest; then you drive six hundred or
more of them into the field, where, in a few days, they will root up the whole ground in search of their food, and make it fit for sowing,
at the same time manuring it with their dung: it is true, upon experiment, they found the charge and trouble very great, and they had
little or no crop. However it is not doubted, that this invention may be capable of great improvement.
I went into another room, where the walls and ceiling were all hung round with cobwebs, except a narrow passage for the artist to go
in and out. At my entrance, he called aloud to me, "not to disturb his webs." He lamented "the fatal mistake the world had been so long
in, of using silkworms, while we had such plenty of domestic insects who infinitely excelled the former, because they understood how
to weave, as well as spin." And he proposed further, "that by employing spiders, the charge of dyeing silks should be wholly saved;"
whereof I was fully convinced, when he showed me a vast number of flies most beautifully coloured, wherewith he fed his spiders,
assuring us "that the webs would take a tincture from them; and as he had them of all hues, he hoped to fit everybody's fancy, as soon
as he could find proper food for the flies, of certain gums, oils, and other glutinous matter, to give a strength and consistence to the
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